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Canada Day Jokes

I love jokes, lame or otherwise. Andrew McCammon shared his Canada Day joke with me yesterday:

January: Is my car in that snowbank?

February Ah - Florida

March Why did I come back?

April I hate Vancouver and their damn crocuses.

May Whaddya mean: six more weeks of hockey?

June Waiter: what is the soup of the day?

July Black flies, mosquitos, and bears, oh my.

August Where’s my sweater?

September Where’s my fleece?

October Where the hell did the leaves go?

November Where the hell did my testicles go?

December Would it help if we killed Santa Claus?

Happy Canada Day!!

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